By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

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tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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whynotbliss 18

I disagree! You got the gift of wisdom! Well only if you were/are wise enough to dump his self centered ass and save yours (ironic) for someone better.

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krad204 21

So did he get you a strap on *****?

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Sathane 21

Pepper thy angus, OP.

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clair_brodie 35

At least he offered you birthday sex.

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sancha1 1

Give him the same gift for his birthday. ;)

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daemonsparta 16

tell him to bend over while you lube up the strapon

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graywolf923 2

Break up with him.

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