By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

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tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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taylahhowell 10

I get the offer of the "gift of anal" from my boyfriend when he thinks I'm sad.

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cakefete2 30

Then you should either chin or bend over.

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pratikp03 22

Feel the pain w/o lube and enjoy iy with lube.

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kasmol 16

Mmmhmmm...aint nothing like a chocolate jello pudding pop.

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lulinator 40

Don't knock it til you try it. I have my biggest orgasms that way.

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Rag_dollxx 21

Me too, really enjoy it, although I would be pretty miffed if it was offered to me as a birthday present.

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NineeCat 32

Awww, it's the thought that counts:) maybe give it a try!

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AlittleSanity 11

You should tell him where he can stick that gift!

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AlittleSanity 11

Also make sure he wraps that gift before giving it to you!

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