By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

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tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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barneypurpledino 1

Sounds like this has been his usual birth day gift to someone. Truth sucks

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davedarave 6

Great gift my favorite to offer as well:)

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MadmanOZ 10

wait... did you take it or turn it down?

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squarecircles 13

What is it with douchy bf's on here today? Just tell him to f**k off.

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Dellipop 12

That's hilarious! I hope he was joking and got you a real present.

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apadua96 1

on his birthday you should show up with a strap-on and tell him the same thing

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mybubbles2000 13

#89- Can't stop laughing. That was good.

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