Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner... - FML

By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

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By joi9496 - 01/01/2018 01:30

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 04:02 - United States - Holmdel

Today, I went to a going away party for a coworker. I had brought weed for the party and at one point a guy asked me if I have a Grindr. I replied, "No, I don't use those dating apps. I do have a Fetlife but that's it, if you want it." He apparently meant a weed grinder. Most awkward 3 hours ever. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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loueasy 23

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked

gobroski 11

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

That's nice....

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tabbycat2007 22

Friday 25 March 2016 16:20

Sounds like your dealer is a pretty nice guy. Take him up on the offer!

hipposteve 21

Friday 25 March 2016 16:28

That's awesome! I think its rare if a dealer is your friend. Business is business

saxaddict122 14

Friday 25 March 2016 18:13

Idk, when I used to smoke I would only go to friends. You know they're not going to rip you off if they're real friends, and you have a WAY BETTER CHANCE of not getting anything you weren't expecting.

kbecks87 16

Saturday 26 March 2016 12:59

That might be true for hard drugs, but we're only talking about weed here.

corleon198425 22

Friday 25 March 2016 16:33

that's pretty cool man. I am a pothead myself and my dealer is myself so I'm having dinner with myself lol

bad_boyfriend 10

Friday 25 March 2016 16:34

This sounds like my guy. Every time I go over there in the evening and his old lady is cooking he asks me to stay for dinner.

Laphog 17

Friday 25 March 2016 16:37

Please pass it to the left mrs. Johnson , the potatoes I mean .

Enkeria 30

Friday 25 March 2016 16:40

That's really sweet of your dealer. Have a happy Easter OP!

jeffprobs 29

Friday 25 March 2016 16:46

The news never shows this side of the drug dealer

mrsmikelowrey 15

Friday 25 March 2016 17:28

Truth.

LiveForSenpai 13

Friday 25 March 2016 16:51

I guess it'll be a... POTluck... ... I'll walk myself out...

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Friday 25 March 2016 18:07

No please come back, we want to hear more.

LiveForSenpai 13

Saturday 26 March 2016 4:21

I wonder how the dealer asked OP to come over... I imagine it went sort of like this... "I don't mean to be BLUNT, but my family and I love your business, and you're a good pal. WEED love it if you came over."

Calingaladha 21

Saturday 26 March 2016 13:44

Maybe he'll be eating at the family restaurant? I hear it's a nice joint, despite the roaches.

fuckedPriceless 17

Friday 25 March 2016 16:56

I guess FML that you've got nowhere to go, but I'd be happy he invited you to dinner

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Friday 25 March 2016 16:59

Thats a sweet time. Let us know if you end up going.

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