Miscellaneous: Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich...

By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By Makeitdance - 11/05/2014 14:46 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML

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In vain

By bcf1234 - 15/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:00

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

TheRealHouse 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

that's what she said.. oh wait..

Comments

hopelessxdesign 5

Monday 15 August 2011 3:17

LOL this just made my day, I'm still laughing

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 15 August 2011 3:18

looool.

bawlerr75 9

Monday 15 August 2011 20:46

Lmfao

dixieangelec_09 1

Monday 15 August 2011 3:24

this seriously made my day....

oneleggedbeauty 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:37

Not many of us can;)

hzsambo 3

Monday 15 August 2011 4:07

why not ???

Nandito2 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:39

Better yet, you should ask GUYS of they want a footlong ;)

hzsambo 3

Monday 15 August 2011 4:01

i feel sorry for you

kaykay20 0

Monday 15 August 2011 4:22

Well the sandwich would be 12 inches so unless he had sex on his mind theirs nothing to be embarrassed about.

demonspeed 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:26

Lol have you ever met a guy. We see a sexual innuendo in everything...most keep it to themselves until they get around someone that will appreciate the material

anongrl 2

Monday 15 August 2011 7:53

90- Very true. Every time my boyfriend sees the number 69 he has to point it out or take a picture. And when I say something that can be taken as dirty, he laughs. (but, I admit, when I catch myself, I laugh too)

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:39

Yes I have obviously and some can actually be professional at their jobs. He may find it entertaining but I highly doubt she's the only women who said embarrassing things while he's working. It will come to pass.