Miscellaneous: Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich...

By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By Makeitdance - 11/05/2014 14:46 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML

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By bcf1234 - 15/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:00

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

TheRealHouse 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

that's what she said.. oh wait..

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:30

I would have replied with:"Honey...I've got a foot long just from looking at that fine ass of yours (;" I am SO not gay btw xD

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:39

I don't smoke. I blow ;O

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:41

Lol...to be honest I am straight as a rainbow circle.

SoSickWithIt 14

Monday 15 August 2011 1:49

So are you confirming you're gay?.. I'm just asking what the people wanna know.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:54

Lol....I was being sarcastic when I said 'I'm So not gay' xD No shit I'm gay as a jay. XD

farhil 14

Monday 15 August 2011 3:55

Yes you are. You said stellar in your profile. Ur GAY

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 15 August 2011 1:38

Hahahahahaaaa that is hilarious! :D

AgentSmith79 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:41

Well then I'm sorry to inform you that you and I won't be spending any time in the bedroom...

shelbygordon44 7

Monday 15 August 2011 1:45

17.... Come at me.....

ikickyourbutt 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:49

That's hilarious. I would have said that too haha

HowBoutYouShutUp 7

Monday 15 August 2011 2:01

Lmaaoo! I remember moderating this :D

V19Spartan 1

Monday 15 August 2011 2:33

To be fair, who can really handle a black mamba?

12dcevin 5

Monday 15 August 2011 6:51

You realize those things are fake right?

lakersfan21 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:43

Kobe Bryants wife

barbiieee 10

Monday 15 August 2011 2:38

Smooth move.

klockworkz 3

Monday 15 August 2011 2:44

Lol!!!!

iloooovemylife 7

Monday 15 August 2011 2:51

Wonder what's the guys reaction be like ?

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