Intimacy: Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

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Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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His place or your place?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 04:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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1waytoolive 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:11

Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.

m1k30d 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:10

Oh dear God.

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lolnatalyloves 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:54

Curtains!!!

mileyfan17 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:58

Oh dear god I could only imagine.

KaskStunter 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:12

Fight back. Let him have a fappathon until he passes out. Then pay him a visit. Payback time.

ice_stang 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:21

oo thats rough. go buy some curtains....heavy curtains

geco5 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:35

Salt

mikachu1984 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:41

You must like the attention if you haven't gotten your curtains up yet... and even if you do have some, they must be too light so he can still see through them. And what makes you think he was looking at you? Maybe he was preying on another 3 doors down, lol.

sailorfreak_fml 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:48

i wonder how long he has been watching you O.o

KickItHigh 32

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:48

Timothydelaghetto says vasaline is too thick to use for masturbating... o.o

perdix 29

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:54

The Vaseline helps him give you anal while you sleep without waking you up. Also, having a skinny penis helps. You might want to learn to sleep on your side.

cbdee 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 9:40

XD

KartaOwnsYou 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 21:07

Hidely Ho Neighborino!

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