By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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1waytoolive 1

Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.

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Kevinswatweaim4 1

that's when you put a pack of cigarettes and a sniper rifle ob yours.

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baby_sp00n 0

This sounds pretty fake... I dont know why he woul leave the stuff on the window

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BritLass 15

I think your over reacting! He might just not have a shelf! ;)

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epiikgangster11 2

Maybe he is a bird watcher who has allergies when he goes outside and when he whistles to call the birds his lips get chapped.

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atroxletum 6

How else is he supposed to clean, and properly lubricate his binoculars? They're by the window so he can make sure they're working right. Your house just happens to be in the way.

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Boojay 1

OP should be flattered. Guys don't wank to uggos so you must be somewhat hot

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amit93 4

Maybe he is just sexually attached to birds and he was using the tissues and vaseline for pleasuring himself to attractive birds.

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vey_fml 1

Considering OP lives in the UK, this is not a comfort...

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bubo_fml 10

Sorry to hear that your neighbor has poor eyesight, dry skin & a runny nose. Why not visit him with some chicken soup?

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Commander223 9

Learn to speak English you dumbass mothertucker.

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EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Oh...my....god.....

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