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Yeah!!! Bite the deranged homeless person back, then tell us what he/she does to you next. :D (My money is on the hobo.)

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no don't bite back he bit you cause he's a radioactive hobo. He gave you super powers! I'm not sure what powers that gives you but I'm sure of what the commissioner will use to notify you of trouble. throw loose change at the villains. lol but in all seriousness I know someone who was bit by a hobo so fyl

I don't understand how you can possible allow anyone to invade your personal space enough for him to bite you without you reacting?

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The homeless are not your average ordinary person. They can move at the speed of light and shoot lazers from their eyes! However, when it comes to finding a job, they intimidate too many people and must resort to using the "homeless" disguise once they are fired. I knew a guy...

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FML does wonders for educating people. Not sure if I would trust all I learn here though. Lol

Human, the other white meat... or Asian, Hispanic, African, or other, or any combination of the above.

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I, for one, enjoy a nice Swedish human. They taste of strudel and weinerschnitzel. Nothing cheers me up more than a piping hot Sweed.

okay seriously you were obviously bitten by someone infected with the zombie virus, its the only way.

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oh no! it's finally begun! good thing I have a zombie outbreak survival plan...and my handy dandy survival guide!

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