Pranks, Pizza and Painful: Rightly so

Rightly so

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 120

You deserved it 2 643

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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You deserved it 40 580

Classic sting

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 215

You deserved it 1 660

By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 616

You deserved it 6 330

By Jackassed - 12/05/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 509

You deserved it 59 190

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 532

You deserved it 7 391

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 763

Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him full force dead center in the chest right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 410

You deserved it 264

By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 740

You deserved it 120 462

By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 333

You deserved it 8 516

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 992

You deserved it 10 719

cacheson 41

Saturday 23 April 2022 7:25

“Today while I was delivering a pizza, some dickwad jumped out of the bushes wearing a mask and holding a knife and then got upset when I tased them. Fml” Pizza guy doesn’t get paid enough for your bullshit.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 23 April 2022 6:05

How old are you? 10? What a stupid thing to do! Serves you right!

Comments

TomeDr 24

Saturday 23 April 2022 6:05

How old are you? 10? What a stupid thing to do! Serves you right!

cacheson 41

Saturday 23 April 2022 7:25

mccuish 25

Saturday 23 April 2022 8:50

Why would a pizza delivery person care a ******* razor

2deployments1divorce 11

Saturday 23 April 2022 14:06

You've never heard of a pizza delivery person getting robbed?

historygrad74 19

Saturday 23 April 2022 15:58

It was a taser, not a razor. Please read. They deserved to get tazed because people are crazy these days.

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 23 April 2022 12:59

Getting shot would have been a real FML, and you would have deserved it. You suck.

JasonThorn 19

Saturday 23 April 2022 18:28

Non-lethal is better (control issues, doesn't open the company to lawsuits). I wish I had one of those when I was delivering pizza...

2deployments1divorce 11

Saturday 23 April 2022 14:04

Was there a doorbell camera?

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 23 April 2022 15:44

that wasn't a prank. that was a dick hole move. you deserved what you got

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 April 2022 18:16

I haven't laughed this hard in years! You're lucky it wasn't a gun, you dumb bastard.

Zahkrii 21

Saturday 23 April 2022 20:03

Service workers don't deserve that shit, I hope you tipped.

littl3storm 29

Sunday 24 April 2022 11:02

without guys like him you wouldn't be able to order pizza in the first place. Have respect for those working in the industry because without them you wouldn't have the services that we do.