By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 280
You deserved it 3 330

Same thing different taste

Comments

cottoncandymango 17

He obviously wants you instead of the pizza.

football98_fml 20

still a better love story than twilight

CVTTRVN 19

I suggest bringing along some garlic bread .. Just for safety purposes .

Look on the bright side! Becoming immortal as a vampire is a pretty nice tip! How many people will stab you with a wooden stake in the near future? I bet they won't.

They might. I've had two people try to stake me recently. You never know.

grahmagog 14

Vampires are sneaky bastards

What's with all the people biting each other, and such, this year?!

gzmn91 6

Bit? Sounds like a porno fetish gone wrong. That's not what to do when tips are involved. :P

"Yes ill have a cheese pizza" "Anything else sir?" "YOUR BLOOD! Muahahahhahaha" "That'll be 12.3-.....wait what"