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The illustrated FMLs

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

By Ecolo-girl / Friday 11 March 2016 06:22 / France - Quint
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  Ms_ValS  |  27

It's her hormones OP. My advice is to acknowledge what she is saying and do not invalidate her emotions or things will just get worse. Think of the baby who is coming in just 3 months. In any case, I know it's hard for you too so here's one FML for ya from years back: "Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML"

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My daughter's mom was about 5 months pregnant and I was teaching her how to play Phase10 with her sister. She was winning horribly and won the round. She laid down her cards and I told her she could've won the round a bit ago if she had done something else. She then threw her cards in my face, threw the deck in the air, then went to the bedroom and bawled. She, still to this day, won't play Phase10 lol you're not alone OP.

By  2ndpeter  |  6

Just start crying until she feels bad about it, works every time

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  sturschaedel  |  27

The only way for OP to be sure would be to peel off his own hide and make it into pergament. On second thought though, this sounds really creepy. I'll show myself out.

By  Mathalamus  |  22

ugh, environmentalists... anyway, i do hope you will listen to her. hormones do not invalidate her feelings.

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  sparkledoge  |  29

Nothing wrong with environmentalists, i think hormones are mostly responsible for it. I just hope for that man and for their child that she is not really THAT KIND of environmentalist.

By  Arpit01  |  8

Moral Never marry an environmentalist if u ain't techno savvy enough to switch to digital print

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