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By ItHurtsLIkeHell - / Monday 1 March 2010 09:13 / Malaysia
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  DGross  |  8

You're right, accidents do happen... ...still, unless the OP walks around his house naked all the time or just happened to be changing it is an odd situation at best. I can see how the OP might sit on a hamster but doing it naked makes me doubt this FML... though it does make it more funny

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  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

To the people assuming the guy was naked: If he sits on the hamster wearing something light such as boxers or some thin nightwear shorts/pants thing, the hamster will easily bite his balls through the clothes. Do you know why their cages are always made of metal and never wood or plastic? THEY CHEW THROUGH IT. Really sharp teeth. So believe me, if OP was wearing anything but really thick denim, it would probably go through in one bite. Even denim, it might go through.

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  shiritt  |  0

i'll bet you did it in the name of science. its good to have people like you in this world. AND its good that you won't be able to get kids now -.- serves you right...

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@98, my hamster once chewed off one of the bars of her cage. I came in one morning and the metal bar was lying on the floor of her cage. luckley it was the one right under the lip of the plastic base. but they really can chew through anything. ;)

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You 'accidently sat on a hamster' and it bit your testicles? That sounds like some kind of bs story a guy who walks into an ER with a paper towel roll stuck up his ass would spin. F your hamster's life.

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This reminds me of my demonic Hamster "Hamtaro" I had when I was 7. I had him for many months. he was very mean and always tried to murder me. One day he bit my sister. He struck a Blood Vien, and she was gushing blood from out of her hand, all over her new shirt and the floor. Good Times, Good Times.

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