Love: Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My...

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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The_Cait 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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wowfmlife 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:30

haha that would be quite a surprise for the both of you...and who ever else saw

ThumbTackBraille 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:33

Um, for those of you saying the boyfriend here is stupid and should know better, how the hell would he know the thickness of a tampon string? Totally not his fault. I'm a guy and my girlfriend goes into unnecessary specifics about her time of the month and the process of taking out and putting in tampons (which should not involve me at all, no one wants to hear that), and even I don't know what a tampon string looks like. WE DON'T USE TAMPONS. Let's use our heads, please, girls. :)

HungerGames95 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:17

yes but the question remains... why was he reaching for her crotch in public :D

rmm 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:35

FYL indeed, but come on, it's just a basic thing that you do when you wear a tampon in a bikini, you tuck it in and make sure it's not going to come out!

McLaughlane 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:38

daaaaamn....FYL! That really sucks. But....he was the one who had to stand there holding it, so I think it would be more embarrassing for him.

Stormy_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:40

Hurts like hell? I'm assuming these posts come from non-tampon users. Or they're using them wrong. It shouldn't hurt. To the OP, sucks to be you.

brit8741 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:05

they're saying it hurt like he'll because OP was probably walking around And it got pulled at a weird angle.

Safko 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:41

I wonder what's your boyfriend's reaction when he pulled out the tampon. Ew

Klu_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:42

HOT

alex_vik 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:44

How was he supposed to know you were just gonna leave your tampon string hanging out? #30 - Because he's OP's boyfriend...

dantheman_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:47

thats what u get for eating the apple.....

Kat_MS 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:48

Lol @ 52...I don't expect a guy to know what one looks like, but I do expect one to respect me in public and not go tugging at things around my crotch while there are other people around. And I dunno about it being more embarrassing for the guy, he could conceal it in his hand and throw it away quickly afterwards. The girl probably had to make her way to the bathroom with a big red splotch on her bikini bottoms, dripping blood all over the place =/ (unless her period was still really light at that point, I guess...)