Kids: Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into...

By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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You deserved it 6 011

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Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By Stigmamma - 12/05/2019 04:00

Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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Wreckless_fml 6

Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Sounds like a winner to me.

saIty 17

Monday 3 October 2011 12:10

He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.

Comments

SteveTheJanitor 6

Monday 3 October 2011 13:20

You have a lovely body but you should really try and put your shirt on instead of having it hanging off the shoulder...thank you :)

Charm651 0

Monday 3 October 2011 13:26

What a good idea...

perdix 29

Monday 3 October 2011 13:26

You're in denial. Your idiot kid was huffing and the "thought the deodorant would freshen my breath" gambit is the oldest trick in the book.

tmmundy 17

Monday 3 October 2011 13:44

see #39 for my comment to your comment. FML must be huffing this morning. lol

Joey44 15

Monday 3 October 2011 14:35

Yeah, that's what I thought too...

LolCakes111 7

Monday 3 October 2011 13:36

Wow, that teenager is an airhea-Oh wait, a deodoranthead...

DjeePee 24

Monday 3 October 2011 13:39

Just give him some more deodorant and let natural selection do his job.

cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 3 October 2011 13:41

Toothpaste could have worked too y'know.

squanmonster 8

Monday 3 October 2011 13:44

He is a genius

vergaso 0

Monday 3 October 2011 13:54

He passed out because you put a napkin or shirt in front of the axe.... That way you get high not pass out... I'm sure that's what the kid was attempting

Javnok 0

Monday 3 October 2011 14:02

Admit it, you wanted to **** him and that is why you were taking him home. Nightcap is a euphemism for having a drink and ******* him. Yes' your life sucks.