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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By Stigmamma - 12/05/2019 04:00

Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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Wreckless_fml 6

Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Sounds like a winner to me.

saIty 17

Monday 3 October 2011 12:10

He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.

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brittaneejanex 0

Monday 3 October 2011 23:28

it probably had nothing to do with that. ever heard of huffing? and terrible excuses? haha idiot.

scottybhoymad 0

Monday 3 October 2011 23:39

Are you telling me that you don't normally do that

ih82bl8 2

Monday 3 October 2011 23:39

Haaha I do that with perfum

ih82bl8 2

Monday 3 October 2011 23:39

Haaha I do that with perfum

loserthegreat 11

Monday 3 October 2011 23:59

that is a TERRIBLE excuse for trying to get high!! google 'huffing'

amariuh 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:14

At least he was concerned with his hygiene.

ZeroIce 12

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:39

AXE did that to my friends cat ... it got super high XD

jeremy0690 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:34

talk about a dumazz

BrittyBFMV 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:03

Lol. my friend got really drunk in school once and the teacher was gettin suss, she did the exact same thing, trying to hide the bourbon smell. she didn't pass out though.. she puked =