Kids: Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass...

By WTF - 22/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time. The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up. He said, "Daddy! It's your teeth!" FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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weinerdog 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

I was afraid you were gonna say he was pointing at an Asian person.

KeithHarris 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

You might need a toothbrush

Comments

Tehalon 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:34

Stop smoking and drink less coffee and brush your teeth more often.

1Tsk 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 10:55

quit smoking

Malexhe 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:19

I actually did something like that when I was little.

Dhamy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:07

Hah, little kids for ya.

JohnnyDeathNote 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 15:18

thats so hurtful.

ohhdamn 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:39

so brush you teeth. i say they did you a favor (:

Blanadestroyer 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:31

sounds like a "Colgate Extra 24/7 Super Whitening Toothpaste" commercial

jpl_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:25

Cowinkydink! that's today's today's A.Word.A.Day with Anu Garg xanthodontous PRONUNCIATION: (zan-tho-DON-tuhs) MEANING: adjective: Having yellow teeth. ETYMOLOGY: From Greek xanthos (yellow) + -odon (toothed). USAGE: "That I am becoming, or have become, xanthodontous cannot be of interest to anybody." Reginald Moore, Edward Lane; The Windmill (London, UK); 1946. I'll bet your little crumbsnatcher didn't know that.