Friends, Birthday, Facebook and Social Media: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

By happybirthday - 22/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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By TheL1nds - 26/05/2012 09:17 - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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By Drew - 30/11/2014 03:20 - United States - Harrodsburg

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

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WinglessAngel_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

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bpreston92 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

haha maybe you shouldn't have eaten so much cake, fatty

areforever 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 5:28

It's spelled Jabba the Hutt. GET IT RIGHT OR GTFO.

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

ha.

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 8:03

lezzyluver 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:45

sucks for u

WinglessAngel_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

izzy21_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:16

I did that before except for when I did logg in I had allot of happy Bday comments :)

KingKralj 31

Saturday 16 July 2016 8:43

Way to cheer up the OP. Fucktard.

KeithHarris 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

They have plastic surgery for teenagers now days right?

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

Nutz101 7

Friday 12 April 2013 6:14

Reading this nearly 4 years later and laughing at the fact that facebook is going downhill now

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 11 September 2016 15:34

Three years later and the beast is finally dead, 233.

earwaxisyummy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:01

oooohh that sucks.. well happy birthday anyway!

t6a6m6m6y 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

omg number 1 that was so mean ( so why am I laughing so hard ) sorry OP that sucks for ya!!

eatsleepjb 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:46

What did they say? It's moderated

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intoxicant 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

Ah that kindof sucks. Happy birthday I guess.

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