Kids: Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass...

By WTF - 22/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time. The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up. He said, "Daddy! It's your teeth!" FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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weinerdog 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

I was afraid you were gonna say he was pointing at an Asian person.

KeithHarris 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

You might need a toothbrush

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Green12324 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:14

@ #20 It's not FHL because he has yellow teeth, its the embarrassment of his kid yelling it out in a plane.

BaldOuting 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:30

not an fml but totally hilarious.

fmyalarmclock 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:26

Ehh, for everyone telling him to brush his teeth, it's still possible to have not-so-white teeth even if you brush your teeth all the time.

rocket9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:44

OUCH

Funtertaining11 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:45

ah, the beauty of the ruthless truth. So honest. Wait till they get older, you'll wish they were as honest as they were when they were young.

Saphira_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:34

thats not an FML unless you are super sensitive!

noha_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:12

lol at #9 but yea my advice is to brush your teeth

bellwether 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:16

YDI for not brushing your teeth.

xkaokaox 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:02

children always speak the truth because they can't control their mouths. brush your teeth buddy!

bellwether 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:07

YDI for not brushing your teeth.

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