Miscellaneous: Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon,... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By buttuglyforeveralone :( - 05/07/2013 21:37 - United Kingdom - Treharris

Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML

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Delusional

By eyeroll - 26/02/2022 18:00

Today, my sister has been going on and on about how sexy her new doctor is. She’s been plotting to fake an illness just to see him again. When I explained that doctors are professionals and even if he were interested it would be unethical for him to say so, she called me a fat, jealous loser. FML

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By radiant - 22/01/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

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The Candidate

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 14:00

Today, my sister-in-law announced she would like me to be her surrogate, so that her body doesn't look like a stretched wobbly mess after childbirth. Apparently, I'm a perfect candidate, as "we won't see a difference." FML

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sarkaar 30

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:54

Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:54

Schedule an emergency appointment for her.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:12

I think she was just trying to get smart with you.

SheepShoop_fml 20

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:40

Every time you see her, frown in as exaggerated a means as possible. If you can mimic Grumpy Cat it's best.

thejonac 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 10:51

'exactly, sister, so shouldn't this appointment be for you?'

gearhead369 20

Sunday 8 February 2015 11:29

Sounds to me like she knows all about it cause she suffers from it herself!

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 8 February 2015 12:57

Did you catch it from her? She seems to be the carrier of the original strain

FAKECRASH59 15

Sunday 8 February 2015 13:21

Well, she has a point. It aint no joke

KociaQ 30

Sunday 8 February 2015 14:08

Answer with "at least people look at my face".

buttnut 1

Sunday 8 February 2015 14:13

its okay, op. i also have resting bitchface syndrome and it is easily manageable.

joanleesimone 2

Sunday 8 February 2015 16:13

No cure or surgery for her being a bitch though. So that's too bad

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sunday 8 February 2015 16:18

I would bitch-slap the shit out of her *budum tss*

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