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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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beararm 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

lemurman108 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

They were headed in One Direction... To failure.

Comments

DrCheese 16

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:38

I don't want to be a part of this generation anymore...

granCanyon 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 19:00

You realize that our parents and grandparents weren't any better, right? When Elvis died, people were literally fainting.

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 26 March 2015 19:19

If you were alive in the 60s, you probably would've hated the Beatles because teenage girls pissed their pants over them and were devastated when they broke up.

mistress_paz 30

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:26

The Beatles played music instruments and didn't have an autotune crutch.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 2 October 2015 4:31

Because AutoTune didn't exist back then. I'm not saying the Beatles suck, but just because there was no AutoTune back then, that doesn't mean every song was good. Bad music exists in every decade. And again, I'm not talking about just the Beatles, I'm talking about music in general.

DaBayst 15

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:38

I hope they were just middle school kids.

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:39

Really hoping OP is in middle school. I would be highly disgusted if this was a high school situation. Here we are with incredibly diverse issues in America, and girls are losing their shit over a singer. Morons.

JVVortex 22

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:40

Starting to wonder if all the time and money spent on becoming a U.S. citizen was worth it?

satanic_fml 13

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:46

please tell me that you're only in middle school

FutBol_Fan_30 29

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:55

*facepalm*

fmylifegshit 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:59

If I went to that school, I'll go savage, for making my ass stay!!!! Got me hella f*cked up!!!!

Likian5 26

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:08

Get a life, moron. If you're gonna get that bent out of shape over it, you need some therapy. He didn't die, he just wants to live a normal life away from all the batshit crazy fans like yourself.

Emmamazing 26

Thursday 26 March 2015 19:06

I guess now it's " two directions "

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 19:10

'Merica

LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 26 March 2015 19:13

Things that are dramatic events; The Hindenburg, Pearl Harbor, The atomic bombs being dropped, The losses of Space Shuttle Challenger and Columbia, Columbine, 9-11, Virginia Tech, the 7-7 London bombing. Some talentless hack leaving a group of "singers" is so far out of the ballpark of dramatic events it's sitting at home because it wanted to beat traffic.