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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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Get a load of this nerd!

By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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Surprise!

By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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beararm 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

lemurman108 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

They were headed in One Direction... To failure.

Comments

VenomnessKitteh 7

Thursday 26 March 2015 21:21

my faith in humanity has been lost. look at all the ***** I don't give:

zenrael 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 21:31

I'm really angry that anything about this band got posted

wownochillbruh 4

Thursday 26 March 2015 21:56

wow some kids today are pussy shit, cutting over a band member is what we've come to!?

thes7274473 19

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:00

**** ALL of our lives!

iamtheprincess21 13

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:02

when the Beatles broke up they had grief councilors in Europe keeping an eye out on teen girls. something similar happened when the backstreet boys broke up.

wakemeupplease 21

Friday 27 March 2015 2:04

Are you comparing one direction to the Beatles? o.O

thecman25 14

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:10

freaking idiots of today

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:51

Future basics.

brookiesawr 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:51

yep. my hope for future generations is now in the shit hole..

MERICAN_REDNECK 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:54

I honestly cannot see why and/or how one could get this upset over a band member leaving. Their music will still sound the same. They have four others. He didn't die. Personally the only time I would feel it necessary to panic and cry is if a family member died, or if something tragic occurred. A guy leaving a band is not tragic.

denden_mushi 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:56

This is pretty tame. Just look at kpop fans when Kris or Luhan left EXO or when one of the members got caught having a girlfriend. Fangirls/boys be crazy and I feel like an awful person for finding it so entertaining.