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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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You deserved it 589

By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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Get a load of this nerd!

By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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Surprise!

By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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You deserved it 329

By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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beararm 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

lemurman108 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

They were headed in One Direction... To failure.

Comments

imbedderdenu 23

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:17

Omg your generation js beyond retarded....smh

goddessa9 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:22

Lol, look at you, do you suck off the nineties? but pinning retardation on an entire generation is pretty funny

Keystonestate 6

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:24

It's not our generation. It's that school. I can guarantee you no one tried that at my school.

goddessa9 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:21

Im sorry you have to be surrounded by idiots

Keystonestate 6

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:22

You're kidding me right?! That's just sad!

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:23

I can only hope not.

Markovski 18

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:32

Crazies everywhere

cvirginia222 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:33

More like **** this generation

fluffleupigans 14

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:48

Are you ******* serious?

buymevickis92 26

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:52

I found this hilarious this really shouldn't be an fml though because you are obviously sane. it should be f the lives of those silly girls and their poor parents and the world that will be left to them one day.

Tutetheblack 20

Thursday 26 March 2015 21:08

murrrrriiiicccaaaaa

Ichiya 29

Thursday 26 March 2015 21:31

Do you know what? I am so ******* tired of this comment. Other countries have just as many idiots as America. Would you like it if you were say french and every time someone did anything stupid from France people said "Frech people are all idiots they are the scum of the Earth.And to everyone appologizing for their stupidity its not your problem. So what one person made an idiot of themselves get the **** over it its not like the world died. This shit where people believe that they have to justify themselves and others from their country because 'Murica' is soooo ******* stupid we are all shit and aren't worth living. Geuss what every other country could get just the same reputation. I mean I see this comment even when the people aren't even Americans.