By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

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Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
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BrEnNo1023 5

self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. **** her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.

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curryndricegirll 0

sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month

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scince220 0

I live in NS too!!! :)

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

I don't know why you used the word "overzealous" where you meant to use (or at least SHOULD have used) "psycho on crack."

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lindzXcore 0

your ROOM mate came into YOUR room? lol

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jellyfish_ftw 0

i'm pretty sure they share an apartment, not a dorm. duh.

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defman_fml 0

I would say YDI for not f**king her and making her go bring a guy from outside. But FYL though, broken ribs hurt

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galafael5814 0

#87 and #88, you fail. Why did both of you assume the OP was a male, especially when the post CLEARLY says "woman" next to the screenname? You're both idiots.

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defman_fml 0

Wait, did he really stay on his bed and listened to the sex with his ribs broken?

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liveandletlive89 0

YDI for having weak ribs, and letting them enjoy sex.

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ccharlton 0

omg! tat fuckign sucks! u must be so pissed at ur roomate, hope ur ok!!!

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Paige_Nicole10 0

if the sex was 'very loud' its implyed that you heard it.

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andimlikeyes 0

make your roomate pay for the medical bill!

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