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How fat is she?? I mean, it's difficult enough to crack a person's ribs if you're TRYING!
Probably put her knee right on her hip, when climbing onto bed. Easy enough to do really, given she was lying down.
If it was "loud" then I'm sure you heard it so then there's no need to say: "which I heard"
oh, it was loud... OH WAIT, YOU HEARD IT? OH DEAR... I thought it was loud, but you didn't hear it...
YDI for rooming with an ignorant bitch.
You could have masturbated to their sex since there was nothing else to do. But how can she crack two of your ribs by just jumping on your bed? She didn't jump on you. If this is true.. sux2bu, OP.
She could have yelled "Are you going to fake it again like with all the other guys?" That would get you some peace and quiet for your convalescence.
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self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. **** her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.
sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month