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By itsemilyc / Monday 2 February 2015 19:34 / United States - Byron Center
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Well, he surely tripped up at least for being such a lame excuse for a human being and using such a lame excuse.

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  Jenmic  |  14

Tripped, fell, landed on his dick

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#42. I up voted you but to many people here won't get the sarcasm even though you said it.

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  EmoKami  |  21

Or "accidentally" slash his tires...just screams vengeful ex gf

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  j_cat187  |  19

"Accidental" castration and decapitation.

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  R2Y2  |  21

I accidentally put on a faulty condom too

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  R2Y2  |  21

Fuck if I care, haha.

By  msasandman  |  6

accidents happen.

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  Tonisha1989  |  11

Like your existence #5

By  BlondePsycho  |  43

You should accidentally destroy his clothes.

By  hayleyblack2u71  |  21

"Accidently" cheat and break up with him.

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  Cass_x  |  22

Break up; yes. Cheat; no. I won't say he doesn't deserve it, but if the OP cheats, she can be blamed for cheating, while he started everything. There's no reason to do stuff that can be used against you in the future.

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7--agreed. an eye for an eye.

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  Vestin  |  18

#10 So many of them, yet no a single one follows the canonical "I accidentally [noun]. Is this dangerous?". I am disappoint.

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