By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
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BrEnNo1023 5

self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. **** her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.

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curryndricegirll 0

sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month

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Charlesdenfreude 0

if jumping on you cracked two of your ribs, looks like HIS life is ******

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liquidbunny 0

I hope the condom broke like your ribs did.

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jellyfish_ftw 0

pee in her orange juice. then tell her that she grabbed one of the condoms that you were planning to throw out because they were old and easy to break.

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XxmidnightXx4545 0

lol #67 XD get a baseball bat and "play" with her you know what i mean righT? BEAT HER UP WITH THE DAMN BAT :D

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Jessticle85 0

u should have hobbled yourself into her room while they were having sex and kicked her naked ass

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