Animals: Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it....

By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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You deserved it 3 055

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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You deserved it 1 973

By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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You deserved it 9 915

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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You deserved it 3 947

By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Susieee_Q 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:07

All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

LukeyDukey 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:04

Maybe he was hungry?

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MichaelReyes1 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:19

GabbyCharityM 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:01

He wanted a fish stick.

warlock970 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:05

i cant sleep now **** your dad in the ass and then microwave him

kaykay20 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:27

Your suppose to fry fish not microwave them but seriously those types of fish are meant as pets not food. He should stick with the big game fish and buy you a new gold fish.

jrmartinez915 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:08

anyone want some fish sticks

FYL_dude 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:32

My grandpa microwaved a mouse that he caught once... but he wasnt drunk at all....

dunner12 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:33

Sushi woulda been easier

bmak 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:55

What the f***?

frustratedashell 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:55

Drunk? He must've been f**kin' HIGH.

lilmissdangerous 9

Friday 5 August 2011 0:19

NEMO!!!!!! NO!!!!

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