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ladder would be nice. I'm a fucking fruitcake. 7th? future deleted comment. please comment bellow this. I love living in an asshole

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Or a chair, maybe. Depending on how short OP really is... Though I don't understand what would compel someone to do such a stupid thing...

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I'm short (hence the username), and I have encountered not having anything to stand on when something too high for me to reach. FYL, OP. I feel for ya.

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YDI for coming home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of your dorm room. You can't reach it.

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a guy I know had everything in his dorm wrapped in tin foil including the pages of the books and the pencils inside his desk. and on another occasion he had everything thumb tacked to the ceiling.

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I know a couple people that would, there were two guys went around the parking lot at my school last year and stuck sardines on people antenneas and various other places on cars

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If only this was actually recorded and put on YouTube.. Do you know how many hits 'Asshole + duct-tape = sad fish' would get from just me alone? :P

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storyoftheyear, maybe this was the lady from the earlier fml getting back at her son for having sex on her furniture... well played mom, well played

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Haha okay I'll put the most random number ever. :) 629277219301761294921729499283736283959371627394926116284972728958391863718184737372829192938277473727192726373940482726251527384850595882828261626384949493918173637484940505827273719192737.5. Sorry you didn't finish watching it once because you had to get nachos. :)

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Very very VERY bored people. Just imagine the conversation that spawns the idea: "Dude. I'm bored. What should we do?" "Uh... Let's duck-tape a fish to a wall! I mean, why the hell not, right?!"

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Aha, I see. So the ".5" represents my craving for nachos, which resulted in me stopping the video? :o The number you guessed is waaaay off though, sorry. :P

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#62 oh I see so it's 28639492763949639482539473937937392639502629592629592620273919264050271529492620402727394038274042920882929374047208203730373062948383926304961740402639403730473047402730402730463037302730620926303729730263040263947202639402629363936392962927394926204927548273948263949382639503725384947938203630592740740749272048204720373048308397398394740272048203492063030629273050161949362017629261937391539401649153953949103629263973047207303739629474040272940573062923048206103730263048103

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Lol I meant my iPod usually scrolls really fast and with my old pic I used to pass where I was going to comment. so I changed my pic to a brighter one and now it's easier to find. :)

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look. it doesn't work that way. you can't not be in the situation and then come out of nowhere and say "good for you". how about you go and get some other people to talk to.

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cause it's hilarious! would've been funner if it was put somewhere out of site though. Like in the toilet tank, or under the dresser, but who knows, maybe theirs one there to. my favorite in under the car Hood!

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It doesn't matter if you piss people off or not, it was your trademark. The only exception is skroal, he's just trying too hard.

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You're all starting to confuse me more than Einey did with his science-babble! Sometimes you seem to like my presence, other times you give off angry vibes!

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Fuhohohoho!~ I see it doesn't take much to impress you, darling! Like a Lotad near water!~

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laugh? I swear I have never, in my life, seen a word in the dictionary that was or was close to Fuhohohoho with a little squiggly right next to it to give that little sparkle at the end of that right there. but I'll keep looking :D

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Lol you like all those hoes don't you? ;) I was wronnnggggg! :O I was reading the one where the person mentioned there not being "Fuohoho" or "Darling" in the sentence. xD I'm sorry!

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pandas cannot learn Kung Fu I have tried before! they just stare at me with this weird WTF are you doing kind of look. they lied to me!

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