Animals: Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it....

By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Susieee_Q 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:07

All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

LukeyDukey 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:04

Maybe he was hungry?

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mooseluver4life 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:20

Haha! What?! That is awesome but at the same time not...lol

duckman9 55

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:51

he was probably hungry for fish sticks? or maybe sushi?

DIZZY666 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:52

He didn't want to eat it RAW!!

jkrupili12 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:00

that is a great treat for a chink

jas_barrios 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 8:53

Uhh... He was hungry?!..

redrex2253 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 14:40

lol

habbdicted 6

Monday 8 August 2011 0:26

Don't Drink kids.

Crichton55 4

Monday 8 August 2011 5:02

Is it a good idea to microwave this? Jory, the verdict?

JurassicHole 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:44

Maybe he wanted to see if it expanded like those Peep marshmallows do...you never know.

NotAUsername 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:33

This isn't even funny! That poor fish got cooked alive. How is anyone laughing at this?

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