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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By WheatiesMan - 15/06/2016 10:52

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

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SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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Afonya 2

Friday 16 September 2011 9:20

Hahaha that is nasty and funny in the same time :D fyl

ceepevoy 0

Friday 16 September 2011 9:27

wtf is wrong with some ppl?

Joey44 15

Friday 16 September 2011 11:17

... wow.

denvan 0

Friday 16 September 2011 11:36

After reading this I threw up a little, that's just disgusting

jerico616 14

Friday 16 September 2011 13:00

Use her pillow the next time you wipe. That should get the point across to her.

mack_the_knife 3

Friday 16 September 2011 13:44

He probably uses toilet paper do dry off after shower. In his experience its much cleaner than the towels.

ooshrooms 1

Friday 16 September 2011 17:53

I'm sorry, but that shouldn't be necessary. When you go to another country there are a few things you need to always be aware of (e.g. offensive hand gestures and local tipping customs). The proper way to deal with bodily functions is the top of the list. This is one of the worst and most undeserved fml's I've read.

Ozma_fml 0

Friday 16 September 2011 14:24

If your roommate is from a non-Western country, you may need to explain that you use toilet paper and *that it can be flushed* - roomie might have thought the towel was necessary if there's TP but no bin in the bathroom.

Deathhound 27

Friday 16 September 2011 14:27

Ugh, that is... digusting... too disgusting.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 16 September 2011 18:33

Piss in her cheerios Seriously... And when she flips shit say 'sorry, the bowl was convenient...' Or something, if someone did that to me I'd use their bed for a toilet

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Friday 16 September 2011 18:34

OMG. My older brother does the same thing. ******* DISGUSTING!!!!! ....and growing up, my grandparents (who raised him) let him do it! It's SO wrong! ...I'd pick on him for it and they'd bitch ME out! lol. Anyway, I feel your pain. Take a shit in front of her bedroom door. Or put the towel somewhere in her personal space with a big note that says "THIS IS NOT OKAY." Or just bring it up with her--"Can you please tell me why YOUR shit is all over my towel?"