By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
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Matty1188 6

Sorry, OP. That stinks.

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Palirose 22

Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.

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Matty1188 6

Sorry, OP. That stinks.

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JustDerpin 11

that's so punny!

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Birdie_Sage 0

For now, enjoy the freshness while you still can.

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pytharo 6

Look at it on the bright side, you guys are saving on the water bill

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auntycj 0

Why don't you ask her to join aquacize with you? At least its daily contact with water... Yeah, I know, I spelled aquacize wrong.

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coldashell 23

One of my buddies has his sister living with him. She never bathes. You can smell her 30 feet away. Time for the fire hose and bleach.

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sillycart 9

^ Windex fixes everything.

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Palirose 22

Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.

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Gamaryn 0

So many bad jokes to this comment...lol. The one I instantly thought of, Is that if OP has to do this more than once they can say "Oops I spilled it again." like Britney Spears. I'll withhold the others LOL.

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BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

I would do that very thing.

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AntiHero1317 8

That is pretty disgusting and I hope that changes because I personally would not be able to deal with that.

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coried91 28

As a woman, that's nasty. I would force her into the shower and wash her myself if I had to. I would just wear protective gear so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty shit that might possibly be growing between her thighs.

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abbybailey204 19

But at least she's showering though. Ya her timing does suck, but at least she's still showering.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

One shower every two months is good enough because "at least" she showers? WTF? That's disgusting as hell.

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cmyk 19

As a woman, once a month you should pay even more attention to your hygiene.. -.- yuk. You can get sick if you don't clean yourself! And the smell... The smell.. *gags*

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abbybailey204 19

I never said it was good enough, but every 2 months is better than never

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MizzErikaHart 8

Who knows, she might not shower for 4 months now. Anyways op, maybe you should have a talk with her about hygiene and maybe you can compromise with weekly to bi-weekly showers...it's a start

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evildemonchild 18

Well time to take out the trash... No pun intended eh well I tried anyway least she showers

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TheThrasher_fml 0

"it's time to clean up this mess" is a pun.

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eddeeezzyy 19

I don't understand how some people can even feel perfectly fine with bad hygiene in the first place O.o

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emba_fml 13

especially women. shit would get nasty :

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coried91 28

51- I would feel like a giant grease ball. I don't want to even imagine the hell she puts her area through...

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silvercamaro 22

Enjoy the decent smell while you can OP, or get a new roommate

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sillycart 9

Buy her a water bed then when she is asleep pop it and dump soap on her. Lol that would be funny!

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DocBastard 38

Two months without a shower? The bacteria living on her have probably evolved into a higher life form!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

They're probably building vehicles capable of traveling to other worlds.

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

Even hobos shower more often and they don't have the commodity of their own shower

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