Love: Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment....

By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Evan - 10/10/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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jks0308 22

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:43

that's a major red flag bro

Csoi 28

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:45

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

Comments

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 23:32

What is up with these girls? Lucid dreams, now haircuts. I am curious to know the age of these overly protected and concerned girlfriends.

MadJessTic 29

Sunday 31 July 2016 23:50

Run man.. Don't walk..Run Away from that!!

thunderniron 22

Monday 1 August 2016 0:09

Sounds like it's time for a new, new girlfriend to me.

zebra3_fml 7

Monday 1 August 2016 0:17

people on here are too polarizing. yes, you're free to leave her. that said, she is free to be uncomfortable with it but it is certainly not cheating.

MandieL 27

Tuesday 2 August 2016 1:27

She may be free to be uncomfortable with it, she is not free to cancel his appointment and make unfounded accusations though. At least not without negative consequences.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 1 August 2016 0:30

I'll start the car

dansco 24

Monday 1 August 2016 0:47

Run! If this is how the relationship starts you need to run away! It will get worse.

LFkBear 6

Monday 1 August 2016 0:51

Run, don't walk, as far away as possible.

Jurbla 14

Monday 1 August 2016 1:17

No conversation, she just takes control of your life away from you over a HAIR CUT. Sir, I ask that YOU ask yourself if this at all sounds like a woman who is in the right mental state to be in a healthy, loving, trusting, give and take relationship or if her insecurity and controlling nature is only likely to get worse from here. I personally think you need to break this off IMMEDIATELY before it gets any more out of control. This kind of insecurity takes years in therapy to fix and it'll only be harder and take longer for her to heal if she's in a relationship that so constantly triggers her insecurity. If she doesn't want therapy? All the more reason for you to leave. Either way, nothing's getting better while you're together. Too severe