Money and Miscellaneous: Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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604 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:06

If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!

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abut95 8

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:05

Burn it down.

604 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:06

If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...

newemby 0

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:20

your hair is all you had left in the world? that sounds incredibly overdramatic.

Amdwew 2

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:24

Why so much money dou

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

You know when they say, "hair today, gone tomorrow."

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!

redblips 13

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:38

I feel you, this place is a frozen wasteland on a good day. Good luck OP!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:40

I'll bet most of the cost was from weeding in your nether regions.

TabooSushi 24

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:50

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Viewerv 2

Wednesday 1 February 2017 6:32

Unless you were naked, pretty sure you still have stuff in this world!

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