Love: Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 21:43 - Canada

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By Yeppets - 27/07/2014 18:44 - United States

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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It's true, though

By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 23:06 - United States - Horseheads

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 1:24

What a bitch!

trackstar329 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:27

wow. geez. don't listen to her. I'm sure everything about you is great! Never change yourself for a guy. When the perfect guy comes along, he will love you just the way you are. Plus, don't let those comments hurt you. Yes, it was offencive, but let it just roll off your back. Live your life to the fullest and love every moment of it! Much love.

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nickdeluxxe 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:26

rofl that's great

blondiee09 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:08

sounds like you should take her advice

blondiee09 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:12

#154 , your post was far funnier than the OP. ROFLMAO!

TSSMommy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:08

What the hell is wrong with parents these days! I am horrified anyone would say such a thing to their children! Then they are surprised when their kids go to school and shoot people. You need to find somewhere else to live!

monkeylover 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:27

wow. that was mean. ouch. sorry...but your mom sounds lyke a bytch.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:39

PMS?

icantellu 7

Friday 11 September 2009 20:53

Damn you're mom is EVILLL!!

Gummybears4life 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:05

I would have said "I could say the same about you. Like your attitude. What is that? Change that."

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 20:39

Forgive your mother. That's not saying it never hurt you and it was okay. Forgiving her is saying I'm no longer using my energy being upset over what you said.