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blek, 19 blah blah educated uh calgary & soon to be paramedic =)
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By ihavepinkbackpac - / Saturday 28 February 2009 19:07 / United States