Miscellaneous: Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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Stealth

By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Crack wars

By Grimmy - 17/03/2016 08:12 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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sigurd 11

Monday 10 June 2013 9:21

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

SirTalkaton 22

Monday 10 June 2013 9:23

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

Comments

khaya 9

Monday 10 June 2013 21:36

If you have to remind someone you are a lady....

kyoyaotori 7

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:55

If it really disgusted you then you should have just said that. Everyone farts, so it is not that bad. Blowing the fart in your direction was childish and immature, but it was just for fun. The comment of "dude looks like a lady" was just how his mind worked. Ask him about it later.

JennNoVa 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:21

Return the favor AFTER withholding sex. It's your duty as a wife and woman!

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:17

I do understand that not everyone finds fart jokes funny, but, I'm sorta leaning towards YDI... mainly because it's sort of sexist to imply that no ladies find fart jokes funny and all men find fart jokes funny. Anyways, maybe, if it bothers you, you can ask your husband not to do that, but, if you are married, you should get used to the fact that you'll hear him fart sometimes.

RissaLea 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:26

Good thing your not stuck with my man than! He rips them as he pleases and has no mercy! Good thing I have a good sense of humor :)

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:17

My girlfriend is 100% woman and gives 'em back as good as she gets. :-) Hey, we all fart, may as well have a little fun with it.

bvbarmy4ever 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:56

Pffttt What a gentleman...

nurchok 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 6:24

Does make him gay?

lsmith6150 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:59

Ok I have your solution, one day eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at one of those taco trucks, let all that stew for awhile. When you guys go to bed that night Dutch oven him until he can't breathe. Problem solved you win. And if you do a good job he'll be really happy you played alone with his joke. My wife and I fart around each other with no problems, but we mainly get away with it because we have an infestation of barking wall spiders.