By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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sigurd 11

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

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SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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Euphrates 10

You should say yeah and thats why you enjoy sex with me so much

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JackFaire 27

I am going to lie to myself and pretend you said to him "Hey I don't think farts are funny" because that's a response that makes sense. Being male or female has jack to do with your sense of humor.

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ChoolyBooly 32

You guys sound like a sweet and cute couple lol!

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awesomesausage 14

Women want equality but still are bitching around that they need a fking special treatment because they are women-,-"

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moodyreallyrocks 27

How rude! Sorry OP, sometimes I get so surprised at how inconsiderate spouses could be..

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PuppiesKisses 15

Just be glad he doesn't know what an airzooka is! My brothers and I call it the FartZooka.

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