Miscellaneous: Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By Grimmy - 17/03/2016 08:12 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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sigurd 11

Monday 10 June 2013 9:21

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

SirTalkaton 22

Monday 10 June 2013 9:23

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

Comments

thatbaybay 8

Monday 10 June 2013 13:17

Boys will be boys but it sounds like you got one with a good sense of humor

buckdharma 36

Monday 10 June 2013 13:30

#31- Good because my brain just farted.

avapaige1234 19

Monday 10 June 2013 14:01

Some men are just plain disgusting

drjohnnyboy 15

Monday 10 June 2013 14:38

Clever husband

Cazz91 21

Monday 10 June 2013 14:52

Aerosmith created that fantastic song well. All though, your husbands "joke" kind of failed in a way. "Dude looks like a lady" - Sure, you told him that you were not a dude and reminded him that you were a lady after he passed his gas on you but I don't entirely see how you "look like a lady" when you already are a lady. You are not a male individual that looks like a female despite the fact he made his come back that way out of a reminder that you are not a dude. It is a bit of a backfire on him. This makes you a super lady since being a lady in the first place would double up on "looks like a lady". I feel no pity towards your husband with the ultimate wrath that this super lady will dish back out to him in sweet revenge some day (harmless revenge I hope).