Miscellaneous: Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was... - FML

By Mangler - 22/06/2010 13:49 - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By ~JESSICA~ - 11/09/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Bag3l 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:07

Now he smells, too!

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aback 4

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:49

He stayed alert and interested to the end. Could be worse, at least his last words to you weren't "Now, put down that gun."

JtownDude 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:52

that sucks

caroline954 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:00

At least YOU didn't say that too him. That would probably make you feel a lot worse.

ftheworld96 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:07

I'm guessing you cane from the shop? if so FYL but if you came from home then you should of showered.

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:22

LOL

120796gators 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:22

did it ever occur to you that your grandpa was old so he might have lost a bit of his mind. also be thankful you have a job in this economy?

jackdbomber 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:23

so you are actually smelling like wet pussy !!! lol.

aback 4

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:15

Ew. You hang around some skanks. Healthy pussy don't smell like fish.

episode 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:32

at least he loves you enough to tell you you smell awful!

rungingerrun 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:42

dang that's harsh. but you gotta give it up for grandpa. he was being honest. :) now you'll always remember him!

seekingawug 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:58

You work in a fish store. So you DID smell awful. Why do you assume he was insulting you or being mean? Otherwise, why was it so awful for him to mention something that was true?

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