Miscellaneous: Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was... - FML

By Mangler - 22/06/2010 13:49 - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By ~JESSICA~ - 11/09/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Bag3l 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:07

Now he smells, too!

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myworld99 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:40

just because you work in a fish store doesn't mean you can't bathe.

RoxyRaccoon 4

Thursday 24 June 2010 21:51

I was talking about my own grandpa.

moneypenny_fml 0

Monday 28 June 2010 8:26

the fact of were you work dosnt justify smelling like fish shit

Sipos 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 13:34

That sucks. I'm sorry for your loss. Ignore it though, if he knew it was going to be the last thing he said to you, I'm sure he would have wanted to say something nice and inspiring but, unfortunately, we don't get to choose when we go and people aren't always thinking straight just before they die.

frustratedashell 4

Sunday 18 July 2010 23:05

67# lol and whoever put YDI on this status is a dick. If they died no one would care.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 26 July 2010 16:18

you can always think abouth the nice things he said. Or be realistic.

guitar0501 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 8:30

I actually like the way fish stores smell, but I think it's because I asociate the smell with something good (fish)

Yousuck24 21

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:47

Karma?

fml98kevin 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:31

karma

lyflycat9297 4

Thursday 29 November 2012 2:14

Ouch. Nice exiting words, Grandpa.

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