By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
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sobstory10000 17

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

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Morning_fml 22

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

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baxwar 15

I hope her asshole stays torn Like once the doctors hear the story they'll be like ha lime juice and razors

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Charles900 16

Now that's what I kill karma.

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poirot_fml 13

Sometimes I've a hard time believing some stories in this app ! Sorry for you op .

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daribubbles 10

So much for "ripping her a new asshole", your friend beat you to it

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Miscellanonymous 8

karma showed up early!

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WitEluded 13

Step 1: Call the hospital and cancel her meal service Step 2: Order Taco Bell to her room 3 times a day

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IvyRizzzzoli 25

Well, your girlfriend is a ***** and you're friend is a asshole....cant get alot worse then getting cheated and losing a friend...sorry op :/

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