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Send him to the hospital with the same injury but much more severe.
Don't you mean ex-girlfriend
Crazy coincidence: I have an anal fissure atm from constipation. So unless she told you, don't jump to conclusions. They're usually caused by constipation.
better make that your ex friend and ex girlfriend!
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sorry to hear about your break up.
Rectum? Damn near killed um!
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It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them
I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.