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By Ineedlotsofwater - / Friday 23 January 2015 16:41 / United States - Seattle
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Wow #16, good thing you know so much more than a bunch of scientists and doctors. #2 and everyone else diagnosed with ADHD/ADD can now move on with their lives knowing it's not real. Thank you!

OP's Boss: Are you taking drugs while on the clock!? OP: I'm just high on a little drug called life, sir. OP's Boss: Life huh? OP: That's right, sir. It comes in these little baggies and it's blue and it makes you feel AWESOME!!! OP's Boss: ..........uh? OP: Funniest thing is that the guy who sold it to me looks just like Malcolm's dad.

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Boss: So I see you passed your drug test. OP: yes sir. Boss: Well in that case we're going have to let you go.... OP: excuse me sir? Boss: Yeah, we dont work with loosers *whips out ray bands and snaps a bong*

Hey there! Don't be worried about being too cheerful, there's just too many miserable people in this world that don't know how to handle a positive vibe! They're just jealous. Don't make yourself any less cheerful, I'm sure that some people rely on your chipper vibe to smile.

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