Love: Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing....

By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By N - 08/02/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

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sobstory10000 17

Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

Morning_fml 22

Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

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ajs1987 15

Friday 23 January 2015 19:32

your girlfriend is an asshole, and your friend sounds like a huge dick

anoniemm 13

Friday 23 January 2015 20:12

I see what you did there...

sousounator 19

Friday 23 January 2015 19:32

Your best friend is an asshole , and break up with that *****

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 24 January 2015 3:28

Well, we can say he was IN an asshole...

CaptainPicard 3

Friday 23 January 2015 19:34

Sounds like you need to give your ex-best friend some anal tearing of his own. (previous post auto-corrected some words)

ndnpride88 25

Friday 23 January 2015 19:36

Well isn't that "ANAL". Feel sorry for you op. Leave her and find someone worth keeping. Find a new friend too btw.

19990231 29

Friday 23 January 2015 20:13

Forced pun is forced. Just like the best friends dick.

LaurenRoxsU 9

Saturday 24 January 2015 14:21

@52, You saved it all! The whole day. My hero.

missmisery86 11

Friday 23 January 2015 19:37

wow thats ******. sorry dude

brieee 23

Friday 23 January 2015 19:39

At least he ripped her a new one for you...

southerngalslove 15

Friday 23 January 2015 19:41

Sounds like she deserved it.

klenorris 15

Friday 23 January 2015 19:52

karma is a wonderful thing..... :)

SkitchOK 5

Friday 23 January 2015 19:52

Guess he stabbed you both in the back!

gobiteme2 34

Friday 23 January 2015 20:39

I don’t about both of them. But he sure stabbed OP’s hopefully ex somewhat lower

jigglypuff34 16

Friday 23 January 2015 19:54

This whole best friend has sex with boyfriend/girlfriend happens way too often on here. Time to start new with people that care about you.

gobiteme2 34

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:03

It sounds like the girlfriend did start anew. Why else would she do anal with a new partner?

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