By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 11:05 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
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kimmi41509 10

Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.

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perdix 29

She's probably ******* that cantaloupe already! You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!

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cayytee 0

girls are bitches...getbused to it

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So, you have met every girl in the world to conclude that " girls are bitches", and that we should " getbused to it"? Where exactly are we getting bused to?

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xxmckenzierae 5

Girls are complicated and always will be!! Sorry OP :(

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Doxy 22

12. The real question here is : do you like mmm bananas?

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hateevryone 14

Females are complicated. Sad but true.

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syntheticfuture 4

I had a situation that happened very similar to that. I feel your pain.

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mj_webbb 1

who cares? had incest sex

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theonlysweetpea 10

What kind of shit is that?! Just say you "need to break up

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silverhelms 5

I don't want to break up "but" I think I'd be better off alone? -yea your single

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