Opposites attract....

Does that make her a vegetable?

I think it means she has nice melons

At least your boyfriend doesn't have more in common with the cantaloupe, so he's not fruity.

Are you a short fat person with a spray tan?

looks like you guys cant-elope.

sorry..

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

21-you just called her Snooki.

43-What's that from?

109-The Real Slim Shady, by Eminem

Then you should do the obvious thing: Break up with your boyfriend and date a cantaloupe.

You both lay there like inanimate objects during sex?

I'm sure that's not the case.
Unless you're a cantaloupe.

woo ebony

they've both had the boyfriends penis inside them.

What exactly do you have in common with a cantaloupe?

#79 nothing, that's the point

Juicy curves, a lushous body, and somebody's seeds inside of me.

Luscious*

You should tell your boyfriend that.

You are too fat to walk and instead crawl on your belly?

I can't help but feel stupid now. For some reason I interpreted cantaloupe as caterpillar.

Dyslexia, you win again. :@

If so, go for the cantaloupe. You've got to keep your options open.

Well, look on the bright side! Maybe your boyfriend likes cantaloupes :)

Both sweet?

Idk, I once knew a cantaloupe that was a big bitch. ;)

You both get fucked by your boyfriend?

Don't even want to know

It's pretty hard not to know. Not exactly subtle.

American Pie 10... Cantaloupe Happens Spring Break 2012

You must have a bad fake tan

Look on the bright side OP! Almost Everyone loves cantaloupes! Except your boyfriend, I guess...

This made me suddenly crave a cantaloupe.....
Man, I'm hungry. :/