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wierdos_rule
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Opposites attract....
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The_Hitdude
| 12
Does that make her a vegetable?
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cch2014
| 1
I think it means she has nice melons
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Sarah_moustache
| 9
At least your boyfriend doesn't have more in common with the cantaloupe, so he's not fruity.
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waswashere
| 0
Are you a short fat person with a spray tan?
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Jonkbaby
| 16
looks like you guys cant-elope.
sorry..
sorry..
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geerod22
| 5
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
21-you just called her Snooki.
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Fml_FTW228
| 10
43-What's that from?
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iluvhobos
| 5
109-The Real Slim Shady, by Eminem
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AssTard
| 15
Then you should do the obvious thing: Break up with your boyfriend and date a cantaloupe.
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ahti546
| 11
You both lay there like inanimate objects during sex?
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Baustigt
| 40
You're round and orange with scaly skin and a hell of a lot of seeds?
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Rei_Ayanami
| 18
I have now gotten a horrifying image of somebody with cantaloupe skin for skin. It is pretty gross to imagine.
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x_KL_x
| 7
The human cantaloupe.
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white16sox
| 19
Snooki?
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Feared
| 9
Nope. If you open her up she'll always be wet, and she'll leave you sticky if you try to eat her.
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thiscrazything
| 1
Soft on the inside, hard on the outside.
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Marcella1016
| 26
Bitter and tan on the outside, sweet, juicy, fleshy insides?
Damn it all to hell I want a damn cantaloupe now....
Damn it all to hell I want a damn cantaloupe now....
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ebonyirony
| 29
I'm sure that's not the case.
Unless you're a cantaloupe.
Unless you're a cantaloupe.
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_ebbonyy
| 11
woo ebony
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munkyjunkie
| 7
they've both had the boyfriends penis inside them.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
What exactly do you have in common with a cantaloupe?
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hclover
| 0
#79 nothing, that's the point
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tehaustiebear
| 34
Juicy curves, a lushous body, and somebody's seeds inside of me.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
Luscious*
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squid_board
| 8
You should tell your boyfriend that.
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htbaafly
| 7
You are too fat to walk and instead crawl on your belly?
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htbaafly
| 7
I can't help but feel stupid now. For some reason I interpreted cantaloupe as caterpillar.
Dyslexia, you win again. :@
Dyslexia, you win again. :@
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SexyQueen0905
| 24
If so, go for the cantaloupe. You've got to keep your options open.
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_YeahImMe_
| 0
Well, look on the bright side! Maybe your boyfriend likes cantaloupes :)
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slayfire122
| 19
Both sweet?
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challan
| 19
Idk, I once knew a cantaloupe that was a big bitch. ;)
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JSwerv3
| 6
You both get fucked by your boyfriend?
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ifeelhatedlol
| 0
Don't even want to know
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plaguer
| 26
It's pretty hard not to know. Not exactly subtle.
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challan
| 19
American Pie 10... Cantaloupe Happens Spring Break 2012
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theonex17
| 15
You must have a bad fake tan
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The_Hitdude
| 12
Look on the bright side OP! Almost Everyone loves cantaloupes! Except your boyfriend, I guess...
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By NordicNathan - /
Monday 14 March 2016 04:49 /
Canada - Burlington
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Unless you're a cantaloupe.