Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

Move the TV back out of your room :).

perdix 29

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

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brokenclockwork 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:30

wow, she was watching tv during sex? that probably made you feel like shit. fyl.

brokenclockwork 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:33

an attempt at spicing up the sex life gone horribly wrong? try something different or just in general try harder.

Brittney_E 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:35

what tv show was it? O_o

AjLover 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:40

lol. I want to know that too.

_unratedx 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:41

OP, ydi for sucking at sex. advice; improve so you don't embarrass yourself like that again ;D sincerely; unrated <3

mikeike518 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:23

Hit here in the head with a bat and I bet she will say "oh my god"

DjeePee 24

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:39

YDI, because you didn't improve in a year, and you're obviously not very good at it. FYL, because you two can only enjoy fantastic sex if you're both trying to improve it. She doesn't do a shit, does she? If there's no love during sex, is it in the relationship? There are people who have a good relationship while living celibate, but you're frustrated, so you're not one of them. I don't think your relationship is so good anyway. You'll figure it out when the tv-shows become boring and you two don't know what to do with eachother.