Love: Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from...

By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

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You deserved it 5 702

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By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 840

You deserved it 9 888

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 098

You deserved it 2 783

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 689

You deserved it 202

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 556

You deserved it 3 067

By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 915

You deserved it 3 117

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 625

You deserved it 4 155

Too little, too late

By nubbins - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 916

You deserved it 2 677

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 814

You deserved it 3 741

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 830

You deserved it 2 986

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 064

You deserved it 3 113

Starfire22 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:56

It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...

Mattfail 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:57

YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...

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somethingnew319 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:48

dam tht sucks

Mattfail 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:57

YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...

youreanidiot 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:27

agree, ydi, you dump him and expect him to come begging and humiliate himself just so that you can feel better than him, yet think its an FML when he sleeps with someone else. If you don't want him sleeping with someone else, don't dump him, and your sister can make her own decisions.

Reyo 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:05

Women, here's something to remember about guys. If you break up with them, they are NEVER going to come back to you. On the off chance they do, you don't want them. Trust me, you don't. That shows bondage issues.

lightswitch12 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 5:26

Amen to that bro

smaginn 0

Friday 8 January 2010 14:02

Agreed, OP, I am sorry, but YDI for assuming that he'd want you! He said sorry, though, didn't he? He could have avoided it and not told you

happyhak 5

Thursday 1 July 2010 8:13

#38 took the words right outof my mouth...OP, you broke up with him, right? So, why is it an FML if your ex sleeps with your sister? To me, he sounds like a player!

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

TIME TO SHAG A **** AND MAN *****!

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:54

time to shag a **** and man *****..... i find it incredibly hard to believe you "pwnallmen" (pwn all men)

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:19

LOL!

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:49

IM so sad for you, 3! you reply to people based on their nick names! it dosent matter if you dont think I pwn all men!! it matters if people get a kick out of it!! lolol kisses!! mwah!