By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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Frelling 0

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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cobras40 0

fight back, compare her to a woolies with hairy **** or something

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MrGold 0

Does your penis make the wookie noise? Gurghhhhh.

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hk_fml 9

It sounds like she's trying to get you to dump her. No normal girlfriend insults someone like that without thinking of and accepting the repercussions.

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hilariexcore 0

Not always true. I bet they're fairly young and the younger you are the less you really think about consequences..

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kingtz 6

I was thinking the same thing. Seems like the gf just doesn't respect OP.

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DjeePee 24

I'm sorry about your short, stubby and furry penis, but your girlfriend sounds pretty awesome.

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TXjuggalo972 6

not really it would get pretty annoying

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natas_fml 13

50's a juggalo. of course it has a chode.

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mrahhhhh 21

And that's when you shoulda said "It is, kinda like the hair on your upper lip!"

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insanesna1l 0

mines tall, black, and has a large helmet. it also sounds asthmatic. pity im female and not human

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SteelCladAngel 0

sounds like she's got her own darth vader

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SteelCladAngel 0

sounds like she's got her own darth vader

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MrGold 0

haha no she drew the short straw. good enough?

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